Crush Hockey Dilema

So my school is really funny and dramatic. I swear if it was a tv show it would be better than Corrie. The other day this horrid girl shouted in the dinner hall who I fancied. Luckily none of the boys where in there at the time. It was really bad and later after I has sorted myself out our teacher made us play hockey. Not being big headed but I am amazing. Anyway she tripped over HER OWN HOCKEY STICK and skidded on concrete and went rolling on her head. Served her right. Never had I heard such a scream. But because I'm nice I half carried, half dragged her to the teacher. Boy, does she weigh a ton!